The Blossoms have decided that they will spend a good portion of their Christmas vacation doing the BB gun version of skeet shooting.
During their hot apple cider break on the front porch, I had to warn them, "Please do NOT scare the UPS driver."
(Non-country folk get a little edgy about guns, even if they are BB guns.) And, no driver expects to be greeted at the gate with three guns and cherubic, smiling faces.