Friday, December 14, 2012

Just a few more things being a Mom has taught me:

  • I could never pray enough for my children.

  • A toddler with a broom can touch the sky.

  • If one puffs out their chest and stands on tiptoes, one is big.

  • If one wants to know what one’s faults are, watch to see what one’s toddler is imitating.

  • Poop stinks up the nursery; Mommy’s rotten attitude stinks up the whole house.
  • Sleep is a relative term.  Never underestimate the value of the Power Nap!

  • Bedtime is very close to being a sacred ritual; don’t mess with it.