- I could never pray enough for my children.
- A toddler with a broom can touch the sky.
- If one puffs out their chest and stands on tiptoes, one is big.
- If one wants to know what one’s faults are, watch to see what one’s toddler is imitating.
- Poop stinks up the nursery; Mommy’s rotten attitude stinks up the whole house.
- Sleep is a relative term. Never
underestimate the value of the Power Nap!
- Bedtime is very close to being a sacred ritual; don’t mess with it.