You may have a condition known as Wife-Mother Fatigue if you exhibit the following symptoms:
1. You attempt to place the cereal in the fridge, until you realize that it doesn't matter if Honey Grahams are cold or not.
2. When preparing lunch, you repeatedly hit the button on the microwave, thinking, "Oh no, the microwave is dying!" That is, until you realize that that was the CANCEL button.
3. When preparing for bed, you start to throw your socks in the garbage instead of the hamper.
4. You realize you wore your panties inside out all day, without realizing it.
Treatment for these symptoms:
Sleep
Either that or.....
CHOCOLATE!!!
