The Waiting

I think I've just established a concept.  We'll call it, "The Waiting Chair."  It doesn't sound pleasant, does it?  Offenders to the aforementioned and about-to-be-mentioned rules will be snagged, (dragged by the ear - JUST KIDDING) and placed in the miniature rocking chair, which is centrally located in the kitchen.  When I finish the phone call, offences will be swiftly dealt with... hopefully, I will deal with them calmly and fairly.