But HONEY.

My faithful red sandals are on their way out, so when I spotted these at Goodwill the other day, 
I was thrilled!  

When I realized that I would have some good solid reasoning to present to the Rugged Mountain Man when I got home, in the cart they went!

But HONEY, I had to buy them!!!!  They had my NAME on them!!!!

I did get a laugh from the Rugged Mountain Man on that.